This is bad, I'm getting turned on

 

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Phew, that was a nice bath. (Slimebae experience.)

And man, the guilt from one-sidedly peeking is off the charts. Sorry, Dea-kun.

Dea-kun's Dea-kun was quite the Dea-kun.

I mean, it was cute enough that I'd want to squish it around and play with it.

Cute enough to eat, if you know what I mean!

… …

Wait, no! I'm totally accepting Dea-kun's Dea-kun here!

"Has my soul… become that of a girl…!? Impossible!"

I just got five local wives the other day like a proper man!

And now my heart is falling to the feminine side!?

I mean, sure, with Mashiro-san maybe, but that's different…!?

"Onee-saan, I gave Slimebae a bath!"

"Hyah!? Oh, yeah! Thanks, Dea-kun!"

I was writhing on the bed in a bridge pose when Dea-kun knocked on my door.

I hurried to open it before I looked suspicious and took Slimebae.

"Huh, your face is red. Is something wrong?"

"N-Nothing at all! Thanks!"

I took the slime and immediately slammed the door shut like I was running away.

… Ugh, crap. I'm too embarrassed to look Dea-kun in the face. Fresh out of the bath with slightly flushed cheeks, he was so cute, and I keep remembering that naked body. This is bad. I'm getting turned on.

"… …"

In my hands was the jiggly slime. The same one that was just in the bath with Dea-kun.

How do I put it… slimes just feel really nice to touch. All smooth and slippery.

They can change shape too, you know. Like, I can make it sprout a protrusion. Then make it bumpy. Length is adjustable too.

Let me just scan it to make sure there are no weird pathogens or anything… looks fine. All clear.

… Just a little bit. Just a little.

Phew.

How do I put it… shared sensation is something else.

I could feel the slime touching my body, and it was like feeling things doubled. Especially since it's a slime, I could really sense the body heat. It was intense.

Man, I got it all dirty with sweat and fluids, so I'll have to wash it in the bath again. The slime's fluids, I mean. Yeah.

Maybe I'll have Aishia wash it next time. Hehehe.

Actually, now that I think about it, slime fluid could probably work as lotion, right? It's all slippery and slimy. Wonder if it would turn to powder if dried?

Maybe I should try it sometime. If I make a prototype slime lotion, I could bring it to Harumikazuchi-oneesama.

If I could make lotion from slimes, they're easy to get near Solasidor, so that'd be convenient! Maybe she'd praise me! And then I could do another live demonstration for Oneesama… hehehe…

But has no one really thought of something this simple? Was it just a blind spot all along?

… Then there was a knock at my door.

"Hey, Karina. You okay? Dea-boy was worried about you."

"Hm? Oh, Mashiro-san? Hold on, I'll open up."

"Oh, there you are. He was wondering if you'd caught a cold or something…"

When I opened the door, Mashiro-san had a relieved expression.

Then she took one sniff and her face turned exasperated.

"Ah, yeah. Just playing with your new toy, huh. I see. Glad to see you're the same as always."

"Eh, well yeah. I mean, that's basically it."

As expected of Mashiro-san. She really gets me, or something like that.

"Well, it happens sometimes with people who've tamed slimes… just, you know, don't overdo it."

"Wait, other people have thought of this?"

"Also, if you don't wash up properly after using it, you'll end up itching like crazy. Apparently slime fluid has some kind of antibacterial property, but it's way too strong, so anywhere the skin is thin gets really itchy."

Apparently people even stuff slimes into beast bite wounds to disinfect them, but afterward there are cases where the itching is worse than the original pain. It's supposedly better than having your flesh rot off and dying, but seriously?

"Oh, it's kind of starting to itch…!?"

"Told you so. Come on, let's hit the bath. I'll wash you off."

Let the record show that afterward, Mashiro-san thoroughly and completely washed my entire body, and I still ended up itching just a little and writhing around for a while.

Now I know why slimes aren't used as lotion! Waaaaah!