I blacked out.

Yo. Karina-chan here.

Since my memory is completely gone again today, let's check the current situation. Hmm, this looks like a room in an inn?

There are scattered clothes, and the cute little dwarf Sati-tan is snoring softly with a kupi sound.

And here we both are, in our casual camisoles.

 

 

Yep.

I've really done it now!!

"Fuah, ah… ah?"

Sati-tan woke up!

"… Good morning."

"G-Good morning, Sati-san."

"It's Sati-tan, right? We're close buddies now, aren't we, Karikari? Man, last night was fun. I drank a bit too much."

Sati-tan? Karikari!? That's like super close buddies!!

"I'm sorry, Sati-tan. I don't remember anything. What happened?"

"Eh!? Oh, that type, huh? What a waste. Well, I had fun."

 

 

Sati-tan grinned mischievously.

Is she the mischievous type!? Could it be?

"Karikari, you should be careful not to get tricked into a slave contract when you're drunk."

"What happened—!?"

"Well, I invited you for drinks in my room. But when you suddenly started stripping, I was shocked. And then you kissed me."

Oh noooo! I really did it!!

This is Sati-tan's room! And I was taken back here!!

Or did I attack her?

"And then, umm… whisper whisper… after that."

"With your mouth!? Oh, um, sorry…"

"That mouth that kissed me… no worries, don't mind it. I enjoyed it, even though you forced it on me."

Do I become as perverted as that Goddess when I'm drunk!?

Seriously, alcohol is scary. It's bad to have no memory at all.

"Getting pushed down when drunk is pretty common when you're traveling, a kiss is just a greeting, really. Well, I usually sell goods at a high price to those who do push me down."

"Huh? Sati-tan. My backpack is bulging, what's in it?"

"Oh, that's the alcohol you bought from me last night. You bought a lot, so I'm really satisfied. I love you!"

Saying that, Sati-tan came closer and kissed me on the cheek.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I got kissed! It was soft! Damn, I'm blushing!

"Heh, so that's how you react when you're not drunk. Karikari, you're really cute."

And then she gently stroked my head. Her tiny hands are patting me!

I'm being completely charmed…!

"I'm sorry, really sorry, Sati-tan…"

"It's true. You opened a lot of new doors for me… Speaking of which, can you return my socks? Where did you hide them?"

I suddenly realized that her socks were stored in my storage space.

And they're perfectly time-stopped! How efficient!

It must be a divine message to deliver them as they are.

I duplicated the original socks and pulled out the copied version from inside my clothes as if I took them from my cleavage.

"Sorry, they somehow got in here, oh, they smell."

"Don't say that! You were the one who forcibly took them off me! You were so happy yesterday!"

Blushing and almost in tears, Sati-tan complained.

They were definitely a prime offering for the Goddess. No doubt about it.

… In fact, it's so well done, I'm suspecting the Goddess might have possessed me?

"Ugh, that cleavage… Dwarves are usually small there… Anyway, I was looking everywhere for those. Well, at least you're returning them. Cleanse, cleanse, cleanse…"

"I'm really sorry, Sati-tan…!"

Sati-tan cast a cleansing spell multiple times, probably because I said they smelled.

I mean, well, they weren't that smelly, but I impulsively said it… Rather, I thought they smelled rich and delicious, definitely this body's fault. Damn you, Goddess.

Then I really apologized to Sati-tan! I need to offer these socks to the Goddess!

I can't offer a copy, but offering the original is fine!

For the socks that I have to offer to the Goddess, it's okay to swap the original and the copy!

"Wait, isn't the smell of my feet soaked into your chest? Make sure to cleanse it… I won't take responsibility if it gets itchy."

"Eh, do you have athlete's foot?"

"Athlete's foot? What's that, a leech? No, it's just the smell of sweat, right?"

Huh? Could it be that this world doesn't have the fungus that causes athlete's foot…?

… Maybe that Goddess completely eradicated it!

Well, it's better not to have athlete's foot!

As a traveling merchant, that's incredibly good news! Well, I have spatial magic, but still.

I can improve the ventilation inside the shoes to prevent sweating.