I blacked out.

Yo. Karina-chan here.

Since my memory is completely gone again today, let's check the current situation. Hmm, this looks like a room in an inn?

There are scattered clothes, and the cute little dwarf Sati-tan is snoring softly with a kupi sound.

And here we both are, in our casual camisoles.

 

 

Yep.

I've really done it now!!

"Fuah, ah… ah?"

Sati-tan woke up!

"… Good morning."

"G-Good morning, Sati-san."

"It's Sati-tan, right? We're close buddies now, aren't we, Karikari? Man, last night was fun. I drank a bit too much."

Sati-tan? Karikari!? That's like super close buddies!!

"I'm sorry, Sati-tan. I don't remember anything. What happened?"

"Eh!? Oh, you're that type, huh? What a waste. Well, I had fun."

 

 

Sati-tan grinned mischievously.

Is she the bratty-little-girl type!? Is she really the bratty-little-girl type!?

"Karikari, you should be careful not to get tricked into a slave contract when you're drunk."

"What happened—!?"

"Well, I invited you for drinks in my room. But when you suddenly started stripping, I was shocked. And then you kissed me."

Oh noooo! I really did it!!

This is Sati-tan's room! And I was taken back here!!

Or did I attack her?

"And then, umm… whisper whisper… after that."

"With your mouth!? Oh, um, sorry…"

"And that mouth kissed me… nn-no, don't worry about it. I'm also to blame for getting you to drink."

Do I become as perverted as that Goddess when I'm drunk!?

Seriously, alcohol is scary. It's bad to have no memory at all.

"Getting pushed down while drunk is pretty common when you're traveling. A kiss is basically just a greeting. Well, I usually sell goods at a high price to anyone who does push me down."

"Huh? Sati-tan. My backpack is bulging, what's in it?"

"Oh, that's the alcohol you bought from me last night. You bought a lot, so I'm really satisfied. I love you!"

Saying that, Sati-tan came closer and kissed me on the cheek.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I got kissed! It was soft! Damn, I'm blushing!

"Heh, so that's how you react when you're not drunk. Karikari, you're really cute."

And then she gently stroked my head. Her tiny hands are patting me!

She's got me, she's got me wrapped around her little finger…!

"I'm sorry, really sorry, Sati-tan…"

"You really should be. You opened a lot of new doors for me… Speaking of which, can you return my socks? Where did you hide them?"

I suddenly realized a rag… no, her sock was tucked away in my storage space.

And they're perfectly time-stopped! How efficient!

It must be a divine message to deliver them as they are.

I duplicated the original socks and pulled the copy out from inside my clothes, making it look like I'd taken them from my cleavage.

"Sorry, they somehow got in here, oh, they smell."

"Don't say that! You're the one who forcibly took them off me! You were so happy about it yesterday!"

Blushing and almost in tears, Sati-tan complained.

They were definitely a prime offering for the Goddess. No doubt about it.

… In fact, it's so well done, I'm suspecting the Goddess might have possessed me?

"Ugh, cleavage, cleavage… Dwarves are usually small there, so it's not like I'm jealous. I mean, I searched there like crazy, you know. Well, at least you're returning them. Cleanse, cleanse, cleanse…"

"I'm really sorry, Sati-tan…!"

Sati-tan cast a cleansing spell multiple times, probably because I said they smelled.

I mean, they weren't actually that smelly, but I said it without thinking… In fact, I thought they smelled rich and delicious. Definitely this body's fault. Damn you, Goddess.

Anyway, I really did apologize to Sati-tan! Now I need to offer these socks to the Goddess!

I can't offer a copy, but offering the original is fine!

Just for socks I have to offer to the Goddess, please let swapping the original with the copy count!

"Wait, isn't the smell of my feet soaked into your chest? Make sure to cleanse it… I won't take responsibility if it gets itchy."

"Eh, do you have athlete's foot?"

"Athlete's foot? What's that, a leech? No, it's just the smell of sweat, right?"

Huh? Could it be that this world doesn't have the fungus that causes athlete's foot…?

… Maybe that Goddess completely eradicated it!

Well, it's better not to have athlete's foot!

As a traveling merchant, that's incredibly good news! Well, I have Spatial Magic, but still.

I can improve the ventilation inside the shoes to prevent sweating.