ReleasedApr 26
TranslatorZiru

Beast Kingdom, Terarialbee

Dea VS onee-san (full body bear beastkin woman) (first half)

And so, I won round one with ease.

I mean, come on, how could I possibly lose? It's not like magic is banned or anything.

It's not like I'm reading my opponent's mind or anything, but by using Spatial Magic to link my hand movements with theirs, I can guarantee victory.

If my opponent's ring finger opens, I throw scissors. Otherwise, rock. With just that, I either win or tie.

But that alone means I never throw paper, so I prepared Pattern 2: if my opponent's index finger opens, scissors; otherwise, paper. Same result: win or tie.

Since my hand moves automatically in sync with my opponent's fingers, they never notice it. A guaranteed rock-paper-scissors victory magic! Gahaha, I've already won.

All that's left is to bonk bonk away.

My first round opponent was one of the professional-ish ladies who wasn't taking it too seriously. Since I kept my clothes on while she was the only one stripping and gathering all the attention, it worked out great for her publicity. Win-win!

Oh, I lent my opponent some socks before the match.

Instead of "sending salt to the enemy"… I sent socks to the enemy! Get it?!

She did wear them, but they were the first thing she took off, so I can't expect much SP from that.

Maybe 10 SP at best? I've been getting a feel for this stuff lately.

"Karina-chan, your sock sense has really been refined…!"

Goddess? Is this really considered a match before the gods? Who decides to make strip rock-paper-scissors a sacred event? She's a goddess, you know? A loli goddess at that.

"I don't mind at all!! Actually, could you set up a system where stripped socks are offered to the gods? But when you do, please keep my fetish hidden. If people think it's 'for my sake' or whatever, it adds weird vibes to it."

That's way too unreasonable a request. Can't do it.

By the way, Misha won her match normally too.

If you looked reaaaaaally carefully, she was winning rock-paper-scissors by throwing a split second after seeing her opponent's hand, and even when she accidentally lost, she'd snap the helmet on lightning-fast to dodge the hit.

Her opponent, a rabbit-eared girl who seemed to be a regular participant, couldn't strip a single piece off Misha once she got serious. Once the girl was down to her underwear, she gave up and surrendered. Misha accepted, ending the match.

Now then. Dea-kun VS Onee-san (Full-Body Type Bear Beastkin Woman).

""Rock paper scissors… bonk!!""

Dea-kun lost at rock-paper-scissors and put on the helmet. The bear onee-san bonked him with a poko.

Feels like there wouldn't be much satisfaction in stripping her, but apparently there's demand for this sort of thing too.

"… Hyah!"

"Oh, s-sorry? Did I hit too hard?"

"Ah, no. I'm fine."

The bear onee-san, wearing jingling bracelets all over, apologized reflexively.

"Elf girls have such cute screams… I might awaken to something."

"… Shall we continue?"

And in the next round of rock-paper-scissors, Dea-kun won. At the same time, there was a loud SPANK! sound.

"Oh my, onee-san got hit."

"Phew… This is my true power!"

Oh right, since he's wearing the Gothic Lolita dress from the Five Elders' workshop, his speed should be boosted considerably.

"Oh my oh my, then let me start with this bracelet."

The bear onee-san removed one bracelet with a clink… and then that thin bracelet went THUD! and sank into the floor.

Huh. What? That weight doesn't match its appearance at all.

"Oh, this is a Diet Ring Magic Tool. Each one weighs 10 kg."

"… Th-this is a formidable opponent…"

"Once I take all of these off, maybe I'll get a little serious too."

This is way beyond diet level. One wrong move and your arm could just snap right off.

Also, she's wearing five on each arm? So both arms together make 100 kg?!

This is seriously a formidable opponent. What are you going to do, Dea-kun…!

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