For Some Reason, There Was a Chaos God Smiling Sweetly in a Sailor Uniform

"Ah! Come to think of it, I still haven't been to the church in the Elflands!"

And I'd forgotten to deliver the socks. Iz-sensei's embarrassment socks!

… Huh? That's odd. Normally the Goddess would be nagging me at a moment like this.

Well, knowing that Goddess, she's surely just busy flirting with her lover and not looking my way.

Right, while I'm at it, maybe I'll learn some magic with SP.

If I memorize a simple one or two, I won't struggle in class.

"Dea-kun, Aishia, I'm gonna pop over to the church for a bit. I'll be back by dinner."

"Ah, okay. Take care."

"Have a safe trip, milady."

And so, here I am at the church. Right away I spotted the elf-eared Siesta.

… A succubus body with elf ears. Her gentle, languid face gives off a clingy, sticky sort of allure… oh man, I can't get enough of this!

"Oh my, fellow worshipper. Here to pray?"

"Elf Siesta is cute too! Right, I'm here to make a delivery."

"Is that so. Good work. Ah, for the record, I'm not just an elf, I'm an Ancient Elf. We're holy, objects of admiration, you know. And we're extra long-lived compared to other Siestas."

"Sounds strong somehow! No doubt about it, you're amazing."

Sure enough, she's wrapped in a faintly holy aura. Even though she's a succubus.

Well, she's a messenger of the Goddess and an angel too, so there's no doubt about the holiness… no, if anything it's not the "holy" kind of sacred but the "carnal" or "lewd" kind. She is a succubus, after all.

"Well then, I'll go make the delivery. Let me nuzzle your ears later."

"Ufufu, no thank you."

After that light banter, I started praying. Goddess, I'm here to deliver, and so on.

…

Hm? She's not coming. Normally she'd come barging in noisily with a "Been waiting for this!"

"Oh my, welcome."

"Huh? … Mm, Kaoru — no, wait, Chaos God-sama?"

There, smiling sweetly in white over-the-knee socks and, for some reason, a sailor uniform, was the Chaos God.

"… Why a sailor uniform?"

"It was at that girl's request…"

"Eeeh. Well, I see."

"Incidentally, this outfit also doubles as a restraint, so she can't escape."

"Wow…"

As expected of a god, never letting her captured lover get away.

"Chaos God-sama, don't you think you should get angrier with our Goddess? She gets carried away because you go easy on her just 'cause she looks like a kid."

"… Ah, um, well. Just between us, okay? The thing I love most about that girl is how 'morbidly obsessed with me' she is… I built this restraint's spell formula as ironclad as I possibly could, just so I can absolutely never escape. It's so adorable I couldn't bear to break it."

I see, so that was none of my business. You two are perfect for each other — let me bless you and leave it at that.

"So, um. Where's our Goddess?"

"Ah. That girl is away right now — she's getting her behind spanked by the Creator God."

Sounds like she pulled something. What did you do, hey.

"It's fine, it's a separate matter with no connection to you or this world, okay?"

"Is that the kind of thing I'm better off not asking about?"

"It's really not a big deal — a child's cute little prank got found out and Papa's scolding her, that's all."

"Ah, is that so."

So… that's a relief, I guess?

"Well, that prank was bait to hide the fact that she's confined me to this world, so for that girl it's all within expectations. She even left behind a world management manual."

"Aah."

A Goddess needlessly putting her body on the line for her beloved lover. Very easy to imagine.

I'm relieved it really doesn't seem like a big problem.

"She'll be back before long, but in this world's terms it'll be a few months out. Which is why, for the time being, I'm serving as this world's chief deity. So, what did you need?"

"… Um, I came to deliver the socks the Goddess asked me to get."

"… Ah. That, huh."

The Chaos God-sama pressed a hand to her temple with a "good grief" and sighed.

"The angel succubus is offering up socks in bulk, so I've been granting sweets in accordance with the manual that girl left behind, but… this isn't in the manual. Would you like sweets too?"

"Ah, well, depending on the appraisal value I was getting these things called SP. And then I'd pick from a catalog."

"SP? Short for skill points? I don't think this world had any game-like system like that, though."

"Um. Apparently it stands for Sock Points."

"… In other words, that girl's discretion. Sorry, but until she comes back, could you manage that side of things yourself?"

"Ah, sure."

Hmmm, if that's the case, looks like I won't be able to use the SP catalog for a while.

The whole SP thing is something the Goddess handles by feel on her end. Which means I can't even check my point balance.

… Well, whatever. I'll just have to learn magic under my own power. It's not like I'm out of mana, so I should manage.

"Then I'll hold on to the socks myself."

"Please do. Sorry to have made you come all this way for nothing."

"No, no… By the way, now that this world's chief deity is you, Chaos God-sama, are there any effects from that?"

"Crime might get a little easier to commit. I am that kind of god, after all. The boundary line between reason and desire gets a tiny bit chaotic."

Gets chaotic, huh.

So depending on the region, towns might turn into apocalyptic, hooting-and-hollering wastelands, I guess.

I finished my prayer and came back.

"So anyway, the Goddess is away right now, Siesta."

"Heeh. Is that so? Well, as long as I get to eat tasty sweets, it doesn't matter to me."

She's pretty casual for a sister. This is the very god she serves we're talking about.

"If anything, since I'm a succubus, the lover is closer to my lineage, system-wise."

"Oh really. Then if the chief deity is the Chaos God, does that actually power you up?"

"It does. Shall I have the menfolk offer up sweets? Apparently a stall with pretty high-level sweets opened recently."

"… That stall was apparently our maid's idea. She's one of the Chaos God's kin."

"My! No wonder. I'd love to talk with that person sometime."

We chatted away like that, and the church visit ended without me really gaining anything in particular.

Well, I got to chat with elf Siesta, so it's basically a plus. No doubt about it.