Is this really safe...?

Karina-chan here!

A girl who's thinking that maybe a dwarf sisters threesome might actually be a valid option after all!

I wanna be sandwiched between two legal lolis. Wanna hold 'em under each arm and have myself a harem.

And then if Dea-kun climbed on top of me like a blanket, it'd be a complete loli harem… …!!

But wait, Dea-kun is for viewing purposes only. Strictly for viewing.

Well, I mean, this morning when I woke up it was, you know, that kind of situation.

The futon was cramped, you see… and, well… I was, um, sucking on Dea-kun's long protrusion with my mouth. Apparently I did it in my sleep while half-awake… elf ear sucking, that is.

Thanks to that, he wouldn't make eye contact with me this morning. I'm sorry, please cheer up. Huh? It's just that he's too embarrassed to look at me? And the embarrassing part wasn't the ear but…

… Ah, yeah. It was definitely pressing against my thigh. But hey, morning physiological reactions can't be helped, you know. Yeah. I get it, I get it. It's actually a sign of good health. That happens even without any lewd feelings.

 

 

While eating a breakfast sandwich stuffed with mushrooms and something crab-like, I had a chat with Sati-tan about our future plans.

"So, how long are you staying in Karkassa, Sati-tan?"

"Hmm, I'm worried about Ai-nee too. I'm joining the regular trade caravan, so I'll be here for about two more days."

Apparently there are trade caravans that hire guards collectively, and you can pay a participation fee to tag along.

Normally, solo merchants or individuals wanting to travel to other towns participate in these to move relatively safely between towns. We just ignore all that though.

"What about you, Karikari?"

"Planning to try diving into the dungeon for now. I've booked the inn for a week, so for a while it's adventurer Karina-chan time."

"Maybe I'll tag along. I wanna hunt some snacks."

Oh? So Sati-tan is the type who can handle herself in a fight?

Come to think of it, Sati-tan is also an adventurer who works as a solo traveling merchant… I wonder how strong she actually is?

"Master, Sati has the title of 'Sake Demon.' She's pretty famous locally."

"H-hey, Ai-nee. That's embarrassing, stooop. Karikari, it's not that I'm a bad drunk, okay? I have a skill for that."

Turns out Sati-tan is a user of the [Drunken Fist] skill that makes her stronger the more drunk she gets. Apparently drinking boosts her physical abilities and speed too. So alcohol is her gasoline, huh.

On top of that, her weapon is an iron sake bottle that she swings around like a mace or nunchucks.

Maybe I should have her show me if we go together… Just don't friendly fire me, okay? You'll end up finding out how invincible and tough I really am.

"Anyway, this crab-like stuff is delicious. The sour sauce is a nice touch too. What kind of meat is this?"

"That's boiled Silk Spider leg meat. The sauce is apparently made with acid from Armor Ants and mare's milk! The mushrooms are dungeon-grown Myconids too, Master."

"Spider, ant, and walking mushroom, huh… It's tasty though. Yeah."

Seems Aishia worked hard to find a delicious sandwich using local Karkassa specialty ingredients. It was actually tasty, so I'll praise her for a job well done.

"Eww… Karikari, you were eating that? Gross, don't kiss me for a while, okay?"

"Wait a sec. Which part? What's the deal-breaker for you, Sati-tan? The spider legs? You're fine with Crawlers though?"

"It's the Armor Ant acid! That stuff melts iron, you know? Your teeth will melt!"

Apparently they're giant ants with iron armor-like exoskeletons that dissolve and eat iron ore. Since they can be processed directly into shields and armor, they're pretty popular prey.

"It's properly processed and diluted, so it should be fine, Master."

"… I see. But let's make sure to brush our teeth later, okay? Aishia and Dea-kun too."

Even if they dissolve a bit I can heal them, but cavity prevention is important. Worst case, I'll use Spatial Magic for implants…

"Hmm? Wait, does that mean I can kiss you later, Sati-tan?"

"? We're close, Karikari. Sure."

"Wait a minute, Sati. What's your relationship with Master?"

"… Casual girlfriend? Right, Karikari?"

"Y-yeah!"

Holy crap, I've actually escaped my "never had a girlfriend in my life" status. I'm moved. Even if it's just casual.

"O-Onee-san, you were dating Sati-san?"

"Well, apparently so. Ehehe, cute girlfriend, right?"

"… Elves really can't take a joke, huh. Hey, don't bring your mouth so close, Karikari. Seriously, not today."

Aww, when I pulled her close by the shoulder, her small hands pushed my face away. Love it.

"… Well, they do say heroes are fond of the ladies."

"Ha! Don't worry, Dea-kun! My love is properly directed at you too! Let me suck on your ears again!"

"Th-that's… uuu. O-okay…"

Dea-kun nodded with a red face. Is that really okay? I'll really do it, you know… Is sucking on a viewing-only beautiful girl's ears really safe…?