Uwaah, Weak Little Girl

Alright then.

Now that I know about Setsuna and Nayuta's identity, the dungeon's probably safe. This is the upside to sharing info with each other. Everything should be alright now.

And so, I ended up lazing around for about two weeks, sleeping day and night.

"Village Chief Kehma, let's get a brothel."

"… What're you talking about?"

Deputy Village Chief Wozuma suddenly started talking about something ridiculous.

A brothel. In other words, a shop that used professional Onee-sans to do lewd things.

Not good for a child's upbringing. Very not good.

"Let's get a brothel."

"No, I heard you. By brothel… you mean that? I mean, the establishment meant for adults?"

"Yes, a brothel."

"Do you want to die, Wozuma? You do know who's backing this village's… the inn's owner, right?"

Rather, this Wozuma is one of Haku-san's agents. Even if there were a few layers of people in between, figuring out who's backing Rokuko is something even Nayuta, a mere part-timer, could manage with a bit of digging. There's no way Wozuma, who Haku-san herself praises as excellent, wouldn't know.

As Deputy Village Chief, Wozuma should know full well that Haku-san dotes on Rokuko, and that she'd make a scary face just from something like that being brought near Rokuko.

"There aren't many women here… and, well, the number of frustrated men is growing. It's necessary to keep that under control. At worst, the employees could end up being assaulted."

"Ah… I'd like to just tell them to go to Tsuia, but do we really need to build one?"

"This is a mine, after all. Not having a brothel at a mine is rare."

So if there's a mine, there's a brothel… that kind of thing?

You dig one kind of hole, so you want to dig another kind too? Give me a break. Well, this dungeon-type mine doesn't actually involve digging holes though.

"In fact, there's research showing that having a brothel actually reduces crime and improves public safety."

He said that while placing a document on the desk. You actually went and prepared materials for this?

I can feel his intense passion. His eyes even look a bit bloodshot.

"But no. Go to Tsuia, we have a road now."

"Is that so… Actually, I was thinking you might be interested in the foot massage courses they offer, Village Chief Kehma."

"Nng! Gefu, nn, gofun…! N-no, no can do. I said no, so no."

"That's unfortunate."

Wozuma sighed. Maybe he just wanted to go himself?

If so, he should head to Tsuia. It only takes a few hours by carriage now.

"But I didn't expect you to bring up something like this, Wozuma. Did something happen?"

"No no, there have just been requests lately, so I compiled them. Nothing in particular happened."

Really now… but there really is demand for it, huh.

"… How about you take some of the guys who made the requests and go visit a brothel in Tsuia? Take a break from the bar. Kinue-san could fill in for you. I could lend her to you for about three days."

"No, the bar is my reason for living. Thank you for your concern, Village Chief Kehma."

It's not like I don't think about that stuff at all, but for me, sleep comes before libido.

I know not everyone's like that, but I rejected the brothel plan all the same.

 

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That night.

I was using Niku as a hug pillow as usual, but I had a strange dream.

The setting was our inn's suite room. And in it, I was sleeping on the bed.

… Yep, I can do anything I want in a dream so there's no problem with that at all.

But why is there a pink-haired little girl I don't recognize sleeping right next to me? And she's not wearing any clothes. I'm not a lolicon though?

"Hey, Village Chief-sama."

"… Who're you?"

"Huhu, I wonde—"

I kicked the little girl out of the bed.

"W-what are you doing!? Doing that to such a cute girl!"

"Must be cold. Too bad for you. Well then, good night."

"Wait, please wait! W-what? I-is that it, I wasn't bashful enough? Sorry, please let me start over!"

I turned my back to the nude pink-haired little girl demanding a do-over and closed my eyes. Zzz…

"P-please don't go to sleep. Let's do something nice together, okay?"

"What, you're not going to start over…? Go home then."

"Sorry, I'll start over right now!"

I blacked out for a moment.

When I came to, the pink-haired little girl was sleeping next to me. This time she was wearing a white micro bikini. Yep, didn't I say I'm not a lolicon? Ah, I didn't, did I.

"Y-you like it like this, don't you?"

The little girl was blushing.

I silently kicked her out of the bed.

"Why!? Why!? Aren't I perfect!?"

"Zzz…"

"Pretending to sleep won't work! Look, look! One of those little girls you love so much is spreading her legs right now, inviting you! You can do whatever you want, you know? Come on, come on～"

I ignored her and tried to sleep… but man, she really is noisy.

"… Alright, you said I can do whatever I want?"

"Yes! This is a dream, so aaanything goes! Naughty stuff, dirty stuff, socially unacceptable stuff, even disturbing stuff that would make people recoil in horror, it's all OK! I await your desires!"

"Then… let me see, a rope and a gag, and… there."

A rope and gag appeared from nowhere, and I prepared a blindfold while I was at it.

"Eh? Umm, where did those come from just now?"

"It's a dream, right? They can come from anywhere. It's a dream, after all."

"Wow, you're so used to this… what are you?"

"Well, hold still for a sec."

I put the blindfold on the little girl as she sat there obediently. Then I tied her up with the rope so she couldn't move.

"Ahn～! S-so rough…!"

"Yeah yeah."

I sealed the mouth of the little girl making sweet noises with the gag.

There, now it's quiet. Good. I laid back down in bed.

"You're not going to do anything!?"

"Tch, you slipped out of the ropes…? Guess I'll use duct tape next."

"Uwaaaan, this person's crazy!"

Huh? Did a nearly-naked little girl just call me crazy?

"No, wouldn't laying a hand on a little girl be the weirder thing to do as a person?"

"But this is a dream, so you should at least vent your desires here!"

"I'm good, thanks."

"… Eh, n-no way, you're already venting enough in reality? Y-you're a pervert, aren't you?"

Well, I'm sleeping in reality, so my sleep desire is being vented. But that's no reason to call me a pervert.

"Ah, I'm getting cold, can I get in next to you?"

"Fine. That's what you get for dressing like that."

I let the micro bikini girl into the bed.

"… Village Chief-sama… you're so warm～"

"That so? Well, good night. Sleep tight, okay? Growing kids need their sleep."

"Okayyy～"

Ignoring that suspicious line, I patted the little girl rhythmically from on top of the blanket. She started to doze off.

Then, after confirming her eyes were closed and she was asleep, I went to sleep as well.