ReleasedJul 31
TranslatorZiru

Monster Panic

A Certain Wiki Comment (Deleted Version)

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Nameless Spirit-san:

Hm?

Nameless Spirit-san:

The hell's this guy on about

Delusional nonsense

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Nameless Spirit-san:

Huh?

Nameless Spirit-san:

Huh? Dismantling your second? ■■, you—

Nameless Spirit-san:

What about the filter?

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Nameless Spirit-san:

The sense of taste, for one

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Nameless Spirit-san:

Oi, hold on, don't do anything rash

Nameless Spirit-san:

Yeah, tell us more about ■■

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Nameless Spirit-san:

Oi, you should live and atone for that, at least

Even if you're gonna be rash about it, at least do it after you've saved more than you've killed

Nameless Spirit-san:

What, did you find the organ that makes magic power or something?

Nameless Spirit-san:

Is it true the magic organ's the spleen?

Nameless Spirit-san:

I've heard it's supposedly over on the right side of the belly

Nameless Spirit-san:

You lot, at least listen to what Doctor-san's telling you

Nameless Spirit-san:

He's a doctor?

Nameless Spirit-san:

A doctor, right? He was going on about surgery and all

Nameless Spirit-san:

Huh, is he gone already?

Nameless Spirit-san:

The doctor-spirit's spiritual pressure has vanished…

Nameless Spirit-san:

Wha… impossible…

Nameless Spirit-san:

Well, that aside, what do you all make of it?

I can't bring myself to think it's real, personally

Nameless Spirit-san:

Well, there are definitely parts that don't feel very game-like

Nameless Spirit-san:

For starters, I've got no clue how they're even turning a profit

Nameless Spirit-san:

It's buy-once, yet we're getting way more than our money's worth out of it…

Nameless Spirit-san:

At this point I can't live without the reward-type items

Nameless Spirit-san:

Never imagined they'd be such godly items, though

Nameless Spirit-san:

Yeah, if someone told me those were linked to reality, I could actually believe it… maybe?

Nameless Spirit-san:

It's just the devs' staging, right?

Nameless Spirit-san:

Like I said, for a buy-once game, that'd be a massive loss

Nameless Spirit-san:

Probably some absurdly rich guy's hobby project, isn't it?

Nameless Spirit-san:

For what, though?

Nameless Spirit-san:

The kind of thing meant to reel in the people who buy into it, like Doctor-san

Nameless Spirit-san:

Ah, I grabbed a Web archive just in case

Nameless Spirit-san:

Just got here

It's already been deleted, huh

Nameless Spirit-san:

Did something happen?

Nameless Spirit-san:

Isn't this just the thing that crops up now and then in games running high-performance AI?

The whole "the characters are alive! Human rights! Human rights!" deal

Nameless Spirit-san:

Ahh, true. My own kid's adorable too

Nameless Spirit-san:

Welp, I'm off to wipe out an Orc settlement

Come to think of it, there's captured adventurers in there every so often, but saving them's such a hassle

Nameless Spirit-san:

Ditching them has zero consequences

The guild treats them as dead the moment they're captured anyway

Nameless Spirit-san:

Oh, is that so? Good thing I asked

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(The pre-deletion Web archive has been saved to the supporter-only status note.)