Team Assembly

Meat Mountain

Koleha demonstrates her impressive magic skills while disguising Poison as Water magic. She then 'accidentally' soaks Hiiro with a water sphere--actually an advertisement for Nyarlathotep's waterproof cosmetics that don't run when wet.

I Shall Bully the Heroine! (Farce) (Part 2)

Ethics Filter Testing

Welcome to VR

During the joint magic practical, Koleha plans to stage a 'bullying' event. When pair-up threatens her loner status, Harks saves her by volunteering to be her partner, while directing Kenho to pair with the heroine.

I Shall Bully the Heroine! (Farce) (Part 1)

Side Story

A Certain Receptionist's Perspective

The Coworker Arrives

Koleha laments being a loner in class while Summer has made friends easily. They realize that since Summer is the 'heroine,' she can switch between being Koleha's follower as Summer and the heroine as Hiiro.

I Want Followers, Desu wa...!

Prologue

Magic Shopping Spree

The Perfect Combo

Koleha and Summer hold their daily review meeting. Koleha coaches Summer on how to act as an 'all-affirming heroine' to seduce capture targets, even demonstrating the technique herself--though it damages her soul to do so.

A Review Meeting.

Sewer Bonding Time

Student Council President's PoV

From the student council president's perspective, Koleha revolutionizes their paperwork by introducing the concept of standardized forms. Her outburst about the lack of proper document formatting leaves everyone stunned at her administrative genius.

First Task

Back to the Wiki

Koleha joins the student council, thinking she's been cleverly invited to give Harks more chances with the heroine. In reality, Harks arranged it so he could keep Koleha close and prevent her from spying from bushes.

My First Student Council

Rokuko unveils her completed 15-floor dungeon with a real dragon as the boss, while Kehma worries about her enthusiasm for making it deadly and her newfound dreams of dragon mastery.

The Dungeon's Done!

Sidestory

Parallel Play

'Massive Debt' Scenario

Spirit-Possessed Woes

Grinding vs Gardening

Pats are Dangerous

Getting Hooked

Physics May Vary

The Sandbox Next Door

The End of a Certain Village

'The Thief's Prey' Scenario

The Tutorial Boss

Chasing the Anomaly

When Your Character Talks Back

To the Wiki

Hands are OP

Grinding Turtles

Day One Meta

Idle Mode

Shared Control

Consent Confirmed

A Rare Kusoge

First Prince's PoV

From Harks's perspective, Summer accidentally spills everything about Koleha's 'serves-you-right' plan under his interrogation. He decides to use this knowledge to help, arranging for both Hiiro and Koleha to join the student council.

... She's Gone

Employment Celebration

Summer gives her embarrassing fake self-introduction as 'Hiiro Inn' to the class. Meanwhile, Koleha realizes she forgot to make friends and ends up a loner, only to be invited to eat with the capture targets and accidentally trigger a heroine event.

The Heroine Is Capable, Desu wa!

The Stone Enthusiast

From Harks's perspective, he recognizes the disguised Summer immediately but decides to play along with Koleha's scheme. He's known about her plans from the start and finds her antics endearing.

Indulging My Fiancée's Little Game

A Retainer's Arrangement

Soto takes a fully-restrained Leona on a "date" to a cafe and a dungeon ruins park, where the two discuss the nature of Soto's intense love.

Side Story: A Date Out-Soto

On entrance ceremony day, Koleha hides in the bushes to watch Summer--now disguised as 'Hiiro Inn'--encounter the capture targets for the first time, triggering the game's opening event.

The Heroine and Capture Targets: Entrance Ceremony Meet-Cute Event

Sati-tan apologizes for lying about her sister. Karina collects Sati-tan's ripe, smelly socks as forgiveness payment. Aishia is lent to Sati-tan for sisterly catch-up. Karina ends up sharing a bed with Dea-kun.

Wow, that's rich.

The Goddess admits Sati-tan wasn't really looking hard. Aishia reveals dwarves count clan members as siblings--she has twelve. The sisters reunite, with Sati-tan fake-crying. Her "missing sister" story was just for Elflands access.

Sounds fishy.

Sati-tan reveals she's looking for her missing half-dwarf bard sister named "Aishia." Karina realizes this coincidence is too perfect and prays to the Goddess, who claims it's "completely just coincidence."

Nope, that's not it.

Soto delivers a message that Narikin must stall for a month while Rokuko builds the dungeon, then drags a bound Leona off for a date. Saintess Alka visits Narikin to discuss dungeon preparations, and they go shopping for equipment together, with Alka clearly interested in him romantically.

Side Story: Narikin and Saintess Alka

Kehma realizes they must build a real dungeon matching the fake one from the stream. Rokuko aggressively negotiates to build it herself, using succubus-taught seduction techniques until Kehma agrees. She requests a month to construct something amazing while Kehma prays it stays reasonable enough for Narikin to clear.

Please Let It Stop at a Reasonable Level

Kehma secretly had Nerune substitute for him during the ritual to prove Resurrection works without his presence. Ragil declares the third trial cleared, but since Ronesky's portion needs redoing, High Priest Barakdo announces a new trial: complete the original dungeon with Saintess Alka accompanying Narikin.

Resurrection Failed, Trial Succeeded. And Then...

Ragil's PoV

The group attempts Resurrection on Ronesky's corpse but it fails since his soul is gone. Kehma uses a temporary soul technique to read Ronesky's memories, revealing he had been Undead for decades, controlled by a Ghost since his first resurrection. Ragil's faith collapses upon learning the Pope's miracles were fake.

The Ritual

High Priest Ragil's worldview shatters when Narikin claims to have learned the lost ritual magic Resurrection in mere days, with scrolls sent casually from his wife's family. Even Magni and the Saintess have learned it, leaving Ragil questioning his fundamental assumptions about the Pope's supposed miracles.

Realization and Seeing Things You Don't Want To

Logout Successful

A Certain Merchant's Life-or-Death Gamble

Koleha celebrates a successful pseudo-bullying event and discovers love letters between Harks and Hiiro. She's thrilled to have 'proof of infidelity,' not realizing the letters were actually meant for her through a ghostwriting arrangement.

The Prince Is Crazy About the Heroine, Desu wa!

Power Leveling Party

Elementarions

Koleha introduces a mechanical calculator to the student council, revolutionizing their work. The invention is so groundbreaking that it causes the council president to faint and establishes Campbell as a noble-worthy inventor.

At the Student Council (Work)

Thunder Kick R&D

Revenge Match

After Koleha leaves, Harks and the others discuss how to handle her world-changing inventions. They also reveal they've been deliberately letting Koleha think her schemes are working while actually supporting her from the shadows.

At the Student Council (Aftermath)

The Death God's Hunt

Blinding the Beast

Boss Defeated

Koleha plans to use 'queen's education' as an alibi for heroine events, but realizes she's already completed all available education. The plan to have Summer fabricate bullying while Koleha is away also fails due to logistics.

I'll Get Busy With Queen's Education... Huh?

Spirit-Possessed Road Trip

Time Zone Mysteries

Koleha suddenly remembers the game had a Demon King that needed sealing. She teaches Summer the Holy Magic spell, and they casually practice it together--accidentally triggering the Demon King seal for real through the power of their mutual love.

Saint Awakening, desu wa...?

Swimsuit Research

Let's Go to the Pleasure District!

The holy light that sealed the Demon King causes a worldwide stir. Harks quickly contains the situation and assigns Jangaria as Hiiro's bodyguard. He and Summer scheme to make Koleha herself recognized as the 'true Saint.'

Saint Awakening (Behind the Scenes)

VIP Customers

No Fluffing Allowed

With Hiiro's Saint status being kept secret, Koleha plans new pseudo-bullying events outside the academy. She takes Summer shopping and makes her carry bags, though Summer's blissful expression undermines any bullying impression.

Even Off-Campus: The Heroine and the Villainess

Character Select: Round Two

Devour

Nearly a year has passed since enrollment. On the day of the graduation party--the game's finale--Koleha dresses in a gift from Harks and reviews all her evidence for the condemnation scene. To her surprise, Harks escorts her instead of the heroine.

Preparations for Serves-You-Right Are Basically Perfect, Desu wa!

All-You-Can-Eat

Miniaturization

During the carriage ride to the party, Harks acts unusually affectionate and happy. Koleha interprets his excitement as anticipation for the condemnation, not realizing he has entirely different plans for the evening.

In the Carriage, En Route

Drowning in Slime

At the party, Koleha delivers her usual pseudo-insults to the capture targets while Harks escorts her. They share the first dance, with Harks cryptically warning that things may not go as she intends today.

The Beginning of the End

The Beginning of the Story

Harks announces he will expose Koleha's 'misdeeds' and 'shouka' their engagement. Koleha interprets this as 'annul,' but Harks deliberately used the word meaning 'sublimate'--to raise to a higher state. The condemnation scene begins.

Curtain Rises

Harks reveals Hiiro as the 'One-Winged Saint' and accuses Koleha of bullying her. But every accusation falls flat--he has no evidence, and all of Koleha's 'bullying' turns out to be justified or actually beneficial. Koleha grows confused as she has to prompt her own condemnation.

The Condemnation Play (1)

The condemnation completely derails as Koleha desperately tries to get herself condemned. Hiiro breaks down and confesses that Harks knew everything from the start. Harks then kneels and proposes marriage, revealing the whole scene was a setup to prove her innocence publicly.

The Condemnation Play (2)

Koleha's 'evidence' of infidelity backfires when she learns the love letters were actually written to her through a ghostwriting scheme. Harks declares her the 'Great Saint' and announces their marriage. Crushed but not defeated, Koleha finds new satisfaction in the jealous faces of other women.

The Condemnation Play (3)

Epilogue

Koleha becomes crown princess and lives happily ever after--though not as she planned. She discovers that making herself supremely happy means everyone else is relatively unhappy in comparison, which is its own form of 'serves-you-right.' Summer marries Kurushu, and Koleha eventually has a child.

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